A severe drought in DC raised hell with the wild edibles this
summer. For example, the wineberries near me- which typically arrive on
cue around July 4th - failed to fruit. They started to flower,
produced a handful of unripe berries, and then just quit. Flowers, fruit, and
leaves shriveled up and fell to the ground. In my almost five years in DC, I
have never known so many consecutive weeks without rain. I’m sure the tourists
didn’t mind the drought, as it was sunny, cloudless, and warm for almost two
straight months. But I’m no tourist. I’m not interested in looking at marble
statues of long-dead, strange-looking, over-privileged white men.
In previous years, the ripening wineberries also signaled
that it was time to start looking for chanterelle mushrooms. I figured it was
pointless to check out my chanterelle patches given the drought. However, if I
didn’t check, I knew I would regret it. So I set out in the forest, which
generally reminded me of how my mouth feels when I wake up in the morning after a night of heavy mouth breathing. As
expected, I didn’t find a single chanterelle. I would have to wait until next
year. I was gutted.
I love all wild edibles (philosophically if not for taste).
However, mushrooms will always hold a special place in my heart. They were my
first deep dive into the world of wild foods and taxonomic classification. They
taught me that with careful observation, patience, hours logged, and rigorous
study, I could make sense of a universe that initially seemed too massive and
complex to comprehend (Scientists estimate 5-10 million species of fungus!) Mushrooms
challenged me, and frankly scared me. I don’t mind indigestion. I shrug off
nausea. I find vomiting more annoying than concerning. However, it’s hard to
shake off renal and hepatic failure- the most severe symptoms of mushroom
poisoning. Yet, the more I learned, the more confident I became, which
ultimately led to something that can only be classified as obsession.
There are those times of the year when a particular mushroom
is all I can think about. I’ve considered taking vacation the entire month of
May to look for morels. In autumn, I think so much about hen of the woods that
I probably appear distracted and withdrawn to close friends. Around Independence Day, it’s chanterelles. Normally I like to root for the underdog, but not
in the case of chanterelles. They are one of the top dogs in the mushroom world
and their position at the front of the pack is justified in every respect.
Their flavor blows me away- a perfectly composed and executed symphony of
sweetness, earthiness, nuttiness, and apricotiness (if that’s a word). I
sometimes consider putting dried chanterelles under my pillow so their aroma can
permeate my dreams. So you can imagine my disappointment when that bastard
drought took them away from me.
About three weeks ago, the rain started to fall again. It
fell hard and often. It fell to the point where I was getting flash flood
alerts on my cell phone. While others were complaining, I was thankful. Rain is
life, and the best friend of mushroom hunters.
Katya and I went camping last weekend in West Virginia. It
was supposed to be a standard trip- hiking and relaxation by the river. We had
chosen our destination for two reasons. First, in the Spring, we had
accidentally left some critical tent components at our campsite there, and we
hoped to retrieve them. Second, timber rattlesnakes are purported to be
abundant in the area, and despite my general preferences for longevity, a
maladapted, counter-evolution-oriented slice of my brain makes me terribly
intrigued by venomous snakes.
We arrived at the trailhead around 3:30 pm, packed our bags,
and headed down the trail. The early stretches of the trail meandered through
spruce and white pine forest. We made it about five feet before realizing that
the forest floor was absolutely carpeted in mushrooms. There were russulas,
suillus, and boletes in every direction. I was examining what I thought to be a
Red Capped Scaber Stalk when Katya yelled “I think these might be King Boletes!” Indeed, they were boletes- two beautiful specimens with elegant brown
caps and perfect white gills. However, King Boletes (Boletus edulis), or porcini, have white reticulation, or webbing,
that runs down the length of the stalk. These boletes had white webbing,
however it only covered the uppermost third of the stalk. We ultimately decided
the specimens were Noble Boletes (Boletus
nobilis), an interesting edible variety which I have never personally
found. We dashed around the woods looking for more. We saw hundreds of Bitter
Boletes (Tylopilus felleus), which as
the name implies are wholly unpalatable, though not toxic.
Katya and I knew it was going to be a different kind of weekend.
The forest was alive in a way I rarely see. Despite being August in West
Virginia, the temperature was cool, holding in the high 60s. The soil was visibly
moist, and droplets of water hung from every tree and shrub. It was exactly
what two mushroom-starved people hope to encounter. We walked further down the
trail, though our progress was slow. Every five seconds, we stopped to examine
and photograph another specimen that we had never seen, such as the Scaly Vase
Chanterelle (Turbinellus floccosus) and American Caesar mushroom (Amanita Jacksonii).
Hail Caesar. Purported to be edible though I'm years away from eating an Amanita. |
We meandered through the coniferous forest before skirting
the edge of a massive wetland area. After walking a half mile or so, we spotted
a lonely, beautiful Golden Chanterelle (Cantharellus
cibarius) right next to the trail. I was somewhat stunned, as I have never
found chanterelles this late into August in the mid-Atlantic. That lonely
chanterelle would be anything but lonely by the end of our trip.
As we continued down the trail, we started to see more and
more chanterelles. There were stretches on the trail where we spotted clusters every
few yards. We spotted more yet when we moved out of the spruce-wetland area and
entered the mixed hardwood-rhododendron forest that lined the river’s edge.
Katya and I would sometimes go off trail to look around. However, the vast majority of chanterelles
were either smack-dab in the middle of the overgrown foot trial, or speckling
the steep hillsides abutting it. There were so many mushrooms that we had to be
careful when moving through taller grasses so not to step on hidden chanterelles.
Remember, we were both carrying large, heavy packs, with an original goal to
camp and relax, not spend hours harvesting mushrooms. It was getting later in the
day and we wanted to get to camp before nightfall. However, we certainly
weren’t going to leave any chanterelles behind. So we bent down time and time
again, under the weight of our heavy loads, using our knives to liberate every
good-sized, golden flavor bomb we spied.
This is what we saw every two feet or so. |
After a few hours of bending down, standing up, traversing rough
terrain, and fording the river, we finally arrived at our campsite just before
dark. We immediately found the missing pieces to our tent- right where we left
them all those months ago. After setting up the tent, we gathered wood and
started a campfire. We cooked instant mashed potatoes before taking an evening
dip in the river and calling it a night.
The next morning, we lounged around the campsite, cooked
some oatmeal, and took another swim. We wanted to head out relatively early, as
we had to hike out about eight miles, and we knew it would be slow going if we
found as many chanterelles on the way out as we had on the way in. We took down
our camp and headed down the trail around 10 am. We walked just a few feet
before spotting a chanterelle. It was an absolute bonanza for the next few
miles. Unlike our experience on the hike into camp, on the hike out, it proved
very fruitful to get off-trail and explore the hardwoods at the base of the
steep hills framing the valley. There were chanterelles everywhere- not in
small, diffuse patches, but literally everywhere. The entire forest was a
chanterelle patch!
We were starting to feel more like agricultural field hands
than weekend foragers. Katya and I darted around in a frenzy, climbing hills,
weaving our way through trees and brushes, gathering giant chanterelles in a
methodical, job-like fashion. Our sacks were starting to overflow with
mushrooms- extra weight on top of our already heavy loads. When you really want
to find a mushroom and can’t, it’s heartbreaking. You would give anything to
find just one. We on the other hand, were having a once-in-a-lifetime day for
mushroom foragers, a day when you find such great numbers of choice edibles
that awe and excitement are replaced with “Oh shit, another one. Now I have to
bend down and pick it up”. This went on for hours, during which time we barely
covered a few miles.
Just look at that golden flavor bomb. Katya's loving it. |
As we moved uphill away from the river, things quieted down
some. We moved through a rocky stretch of maple-dominated forest where we encountered
few mushrooms. It was a nice break. It was getting later in the day, we still
had hours of hiking ahead of us, and it would be a 3.5-hour drive back to the
District. We took advantage of the lack of fungus, hastening our pace to cover
four miles quickly. My shoulders and legs were on fire from the weight and constant
bending down. We just had a few more miles to go. Despite our love for
chanterelles, a part of us hoped we would make it to the car without spotting
another mushroom. That proved not be the case. One particular forest road
doubling as a foot trail was completely littered with chanterelles. The steep
hillsides below and above the road were littered as well. Katya and I looked at
each other, quietly accepted our duty, and gathered every last one of them. There
were times on those hills when I was deeply envious of hooved mammals that walk
on all four.
It was 6:30 pm by the time we finally reached the car. We
immediately dropped our packs and reveled in the sensation of no longer feeling
like beasts of burden. Our burden had been chanterelles – 10 lbs. when all was
said and done. Despite my previous levity about not wanting to find any more, too
many chanterelles are really no burden at all.
Those bags looked much better on the car than slung over our shoulders. |
The following evening, we invited our dear friend Matt over
and made a completely over-the-top meal made with our bounty- bucatini with
chanterelle cream sauce. We used an absurd amount of chanterelles, which would
have cost $100 had we bought them in a store. Our only costs were time, effort, and taxonomic nerd-out sessions that allow us to recognize and safely enjoy
Nature’s gifts. We dried the remainder of the mushrooms, ultimately giving away
or bartering most of what we found. We set aside a large bag for Katya’s
mother. I traded some with coworkers- chanterelles for a hand-me-down rain
jacket and recently caught Alaskan seafood (halibut and shrimp).
When I share
Nature’s gifts with others, I experience far more joy than I ever could from
hoarding. Every time I am able to share what I have gathered, I am reminded
that despite propaganda and institutions that aim to convince people it’s a
dog-eat-dog world, human beings are social creatures who grow stronger in their
cooperation with and dependency on others. I cannot possibly find or produce all that I
need and want by myself, and even if I could, I wouldn’t want to live in such a
lonely world. Like so many mushrooming experiences, this one connected me more
deeply to the Earth and my fellow humans. Those chanterelles may not have showed up on Independence Day like I was used to, but like all hip, cool organisms, they are cooler still for showing up fashionably late. Now I just need to figure out how to take the entire month of August off from work.
This article was written in loving memory of all the wineberries
that never got the rain they needed.